Jonathan

Jonathan

☆ = unwatchable
☆☆ = forgettable
☆☆☆ = now we're getting somewhere
☆☆☆☆ = quality
☆☆☆☆☆ = 💋

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Under the Silver Lake
  • Bringing Out the Dead
  • Sorcerer

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  • Final Destination 2

    ★★½

  • Final Destination

    ★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★½

  • Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

    ★★½

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  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    ★★½

    Death might as well just strangle these people since apparently it can shove around hundreds of pounds of equipment

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    ★★★

    Their first mistake was going to Paris. 100% avoidable

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  • Buck Breaking

    Buck Breaking

    ★½

    >white people are emasculated by nature
    >emasculation makes you weak
    >white people are trying to emasculate us to make us weak

    wait how did they win in the first place then? you just lost to a bunch of gayboys? massive L

  • Guinea Pig: Mermaid in the Manhole

    Guinea Pig: Mermaid in the Manhole

    ★★★

    i hope all those earthworms found a good home post-production