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I Care a Lot 2020
Rosamund Pike is a great actress trapped in a poorly written character.
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Tenet 2020
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It's King Crimson from Jojo Part 5 but with parallel timelines going forward and backward. Throw in a bit of metacommentary storytelling, a crashed plane and Robert Pattinson.
I liked it a lot. People are too harsh.
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The Devil All the Time 2020
feel better about your depression knowing that everyone but the narrator in this movie is THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME
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Cats 2019
+1 star for sir ian mckellen licking milk from a bowl
+1 star for judy dench giving me a 20 mind dialogue on how to raise cats
+1 star for a furry idris elba with no genitals
+1 star for jason derulo doing his best for an oscar
+1 being an accurate portrayal of an overwhelming acid trip-4 stars for CG mice children owned by slaver trader, Rebel Wilson
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