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The Substance 2024
The Substance doesn’t ease you in—it kicks off at 101 and skyrockets to 308 (see what I did) in pure, unhinged chaos. What starts as a tempting fountain-of-youth miracle quickly spirals into a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde nightmare, complete with disgustingly shameless B-Movie body horror…which I’m not saying is a bad thing. I mean, at one point, I thought, “Oh, so this is a supervillain origin story.” And honestly? It kind of is. I even checked for a marvel logo on the poster. A deeply unsettling, grotesquely mesmerising and cautionary tale about our obsession with youth—just don’t watch it before attending any beauty treatments.
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Rosemary's Baby 1968
So, I finally watched Rosemary’s Baby, breaking my usual routine of rarely watching films older than I am—and I might have to rethink my routine. While it drags in places (seriously, we could’ve shaved 30 minutes off), it’s an undeniably eerie slow burn. There are also some classic 1960s Hollywood executive decisions at play—undertones of sexism, Mia Farrow’s prim and fragile voice making sure we know she’s weaker than a man—but beneath that, the film is a masterclass in paranoia.…
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