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Recent reviews

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Well, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I do not care for Dakota Johnson.

  “What?”

  Do not care for Dakota Johnson. 

  “How can you even say that, Mary?”

  Don’t like- don’t like her. 

  “Mary, she’s so hot. She’s like the perfect woman.”

  I- This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say, it's like, "The Ellen interview..." Everyone always says-

  “Cha Cha Real Smooth, Suspiria, I mean-“

  Listen-

  “You never see- A BIGGER SPLASH?!”

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  fox reacted to this exactly how i wanted them to. seconds after it ended i asked what their thoughts were and they said “THAT WAS GAY AS SHIT”

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

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  Dìdi (弟弟) 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

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