Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Sweetpea 2024

  Watched 14 Oct 2024 1

  i wanna lez out in the club with ella purnell

Recent reviews

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  The Platform 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  why is the platform a literal magic carpet like how the fuck is it moving up and down when it’s not attached to anything?????? also it is unclear if the people signing up for this knew what was going to happen because the main guy didn’t know anything and yet everyone else brought weapons with them so seemingly they knew what to expect so why didn’t the main guy????? like what the hell did he think he was signing up…

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  this was bad lowkey but my wife is in it so yay ❤️

Popular reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2023

  I don’t think I will ever have such an insane experience at the cinema ever again in my life oh my lord……..

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2022 1

  i don’t usually consider myself to be a whore…. but ANYA TAYLOR-JOY DELIVERED THAT MONOLOGUE AND I FELT A WAVE OF SLUTTERY WASH OVER ME