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  Alien 1979

  ★ Watched 21 Aug 2024 1

  This movie really said men’s rights. The woman says from the jump let’s quarantine and she’s overruled by bilbo fucking bots. Found the whole plot line so frustrating because why are we fucking around with eggs and then crying when we find out.
  Best character was the cat, so thrilled he made it out.

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  Robin Hood 1973

  ★★★★ Added

  We all agree that your launch into having a crush was either Robin Hood as a fox or Aladdins Dad or if you were me both, right?
  Im bringing back the terms oooooh deladdy ooooh deladdy gholly what a day because they're fun god dammit.
  I still to this day get hypnotised by the snakes hypnosis.
  Is Maid Marons wedding dress my future gown?
  You'll never know. Yes.

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  Porco Rosso 1992

  ★★★★ Added

  Why is this pig kinda hot?
  How is he giving off swarve vibes?
  Am I okay?
  She thinks he's hot too?
  Nothing to see here, pigs are hot.

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  The Devil Wears Prada 2006

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2024

  A reminder why every millennial girlie has had an eating disorder at some point. I will never stop saying hire the smart fat girl when referring to myself doing tasks.
  Be serious Andrea everyone wants to be us.
  Gave me PTS for my billionaire abusive boss in my 20's.
  This movie is the toxic ex I know I should hate but will always have time for.

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