Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  M 1931

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  even after ninety-four years, this movie (talkie) feels so cinematically outstanding that i’m kind of at a loss for words!

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  The Blob 1958

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  i am going to remake the blob (1958) and i will make sure not a single shot remains in focus

Popular reviews

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  Child's Play 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  you’re telling me spiderman directed this shit???

  very fun and also very stupid, love it! anyone saying “how are you gonna get killed by a doll” clearly has never experienced this little fuck chasing you down in dead by daylight

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 26 Nov 2024

  one of the most movie to ever exist. hits every plot point like a fucking truck. nicolas cage is the only actor alive that could sell this role and that line. you cannot come between a girl and the 3½-star films she adored as a child!