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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
I did not piss during this movie because I was too enamored by the Tilted Towers
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Ash 2025
This movie feels like all the worst aspects of a video game combined to make a fucked up half coherent blob of a movie. Not to say I didn’t understand this movie, I just didn’t really care and it wasn’t very interesting. Aaron Paul is probably the only good part of this movie and even then he can only do so much.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
It was a 4 until I found out Rook was AI likeness and voice. SAG Strong. Let real actors do their jobs and let the dead rest in peace. Stop abusing us for your own corporate greed.
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The Batman 2022
I was alone in the theater and immediately busted when Zoe Kravitz first showed up. It took me 10 minutes in the bathroom stall to clean up and stop crying because of what had just happened
Good movie Batman and riddler should have had hot gay sex and it’d be a 5
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