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Last Night in Soho 2021
Thank god Edgar Wright completely remade Roman Polanski’s ‘The Tenant’ so that your girlfriend doesn’t feel uncomfortable watching you stim out to male fantasies
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No Country for Old Men 2007
I’ve read that a psychiatrist watched 100 movies depicting psychopaths and decided that Javier Bardem’s portrayal of Anton Chiguhr was the most prominent of them all. My foam finger reading “Javier Bardem #1 Sexiest Normal Man” lowered slowly to the ground, eventually falling into a puddle.
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The Lighthouse 2019
Starting a support group for the hotties who watched Robert Pattinson brutalize that seagull and had to cross their legs in the theater!!!
Willem Dafoe looks like he was carved out of a block of petrified wood.
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