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Inspector Sun and the Curse of the Black Widow 2022
I'm one of a total of like 3 adults to have watched this on their own volition and it was 100% worth it. This has everything you might desire in a kids movie: PS1-quality scenery, terrible editing made to elongate it, awful joke writing and a big chunk of it is just propaganda. It's weirdly horny, most jokes are not child-friendly and are repeated an uncomfortable amount of time - in fact, every single second of film is filled with…
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Nanny 2022
I give 0 fucks how well the movie is directed or the dialogues are written or about the beautiful color palette I was so ready to compliment while watching it... If u make a movie with a plot so thin and badly written and also have the audacity to advertise it as a horror film when it's definitely not, you're gonna get judged HARSHLY. A thousand storylines go nowhere at all, the ending is a fucking speedrun, every "surprise" was…
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