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Recent reviews

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  Watched 24 Jul 2024

  If someone turned a hotdog into a movie. A perverted hotdog movie.

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 May 2024

  That was a Michelin five star gourmet film. That was an umami smorgasbord of a film. That was a film packed with flavour. Come to the cinema hungry and you will leave full. What a joy to watch.

Popular reviews

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  Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

  ★ Watched 28 Aug 2020

  David Lynch trolls his fans with this painful to watch incongruous nonsense. None of your questions from 20 years ago will be answered but you will at least find out where Dougie's car is.

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  Bad Lieutenant 1992

  ★½ Added

  I thought he was gonna run around and shoot people and it would be cool. Instead he just wanks a lot. I don't want to see old men wanking, that's why I stopped showering in the gym.

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