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Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Daytrippers
  • High and Low

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  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★★★

  • Day of the Warrior

    ★★★

  • Commando

    ★★★½

  • Tour de Pharmacy

    ★★★½

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  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★★★

    Speaking Spanish to sumo wrestlers, poisonous snakes, razor frisbee, bazooka tricks hots, some of the lest attractive sex talk ever, hearing your hb moaning, and a lot of topless women. What more could you ask from a Sidaris film. This was just pure fun. Don't think too hard about it. Just watch it and enjoy. Why does Donna rub herself down with a tissue like 5 times in the span of 5 minutes. The end of this film is so ridiculous. I loved it.

  • Day of the Warrior

    Day of the Warrior

    ★★★

    The acting is shitty, the stunts are terrible, and the plot is very unoriginal, but holy fuck did I love this. Such a perfect b movie. It has everything you would want in your late night action flick. It's got buff dudes fighting, explosions, and a lot of girls with not a lot of clothing. Just a great time. Thank you Andy Sideris.

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    THIS is the trans sorry they decided to tell? This was the best one available? Imma have to disagree. The Israeli doctor was the only good part of this shitshow.

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★½

    This is such a beautiful film to just look at. Wes Anderson really made as Wes Anderson of a film as he could. This is a stacked cast with all of Wes Anderson's friends cameoing and all of them nailing their roles and performances. Some highlights were Benicio Del Toro, Frances Mcdormand, Adrien Brody, Lèa Seydoux, Timothee Chalamet, Jeffery Wright, Owen Wilson, Bill Murray and especially Tilda Swinton. There were so many creative and unique ways in which Anderson uses…

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