bolt jenkins intro/back story song has no reason to be such a banger
also getting called a "bum steer" by turkey after a kangaroo almost beat you to death at the Animalympics boxing event, would cause a crash out on a different level (turkey and kangaroo have to die after that)
i cried when i thought jasper died, cause he is literally me
i had no idea that dancing to "Jump (For My Love)" and falling in love with your assistant would cause you to become a broke actor who attempts to murder a very nice bear that eats marmalade sandwiches. he's also very polite and cool, all while being from el dorado
