Jake Gillespie

Jake Gillespie

I'd like to think that I know more about film than I do.

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • 12 Angry Men
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Lego Batman Movie

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  • BlacKkKlansman

    ★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Gladiator

    ★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    This movie totally brought back my desire to be in a cult. Maybe I should just become a Catholic priest... Seems close enough.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    *Checks fingers*.... Phew

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★

    All of the performances were good! Especially those from Taco bell, Adidas, and Uniqlo. I thought the standout performance came from Applebee's! Also a surprise cameo from Coca-Cola which was fun to see.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    Me two minutes before the end of the movie:

    "I thought this I was gonna cry, this isn't that bad"

    One minute later:

    "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE, I CANNOT BEAR THE FEELINGS!!"

    This movie expertly shows what is missing from contemporary blockbusters. Movies like the original Iron Man, Sam Raimi's Spiderman, and even Alien aren't great movies for their effects or how big the explosions are. These movies are made great by the people inside the…

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