Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Intern 2015

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Watching a movie about startup culture from 2015 in 2025 is basically like watching Star Trek, it feels like made-up utopian nonsense except it was actual REAL utopian nonsense that turned out to be made-up. Anyway fun!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Gets a bit swallowed by the need to constantly show the greedy capitalists being extra greedy and extra capitalistic when I coulda just taken more Pattinson dumb dumb narration over something killing him, but we do get plenty of that!

Popular reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2023 1

  If Capcom remade SYNECDOCHE NEW YORK like they remade Resident Evil you’d get something like this

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  15 years of defending Crystal Skull have prepared me for this moment: loving an INDIANA JONES movie that people can’t seem to get behind as if they were actually promised to get the treasure in the movie itself instead of the Hollywood wiz-bang it was always about to begin with. I’m not gonna go all “the critics are always wrong” with this, but this is a whole nother ballgame than soulless Spielberg clones like Jurassic World, this one actually has…