Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Harry plot armour potter 

  Continues to be the most dangerous school of all time 

  And then after the danger is dealt with they cancel all exams? So no safety and no education really then. 
  Ofsted would be fucking fuming mate

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Ray Liotta’s cat in the hat smile is so creepy. Definitely a slow burner but it was great. 

  
  Scorsese is great, but tbh I do get to the end of his films and think what actually was the point in all that. This film was great tho, the story just wasn’t compelling. Gets high points for world building tho. 

  Some notes:
  Why tf did anyone ever wear collars like that 

  Love the cars 

  The diner speech about how betrayal came with a smile in the Mafia world was good

Popular reviews

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  Attack of the Meth Gator 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Jul 2024 1

  This was like if cocaine bear and jaws had a baby but cocaine bear (mother) was 58 and chain smoked throughout the entire pregnancy. I don't mean chain smoked for like an hour a day i mean she did not sleep and spent the entire 9 months straight chain smoking. This led to a horrifically malformed child - so malformed that its lowkey kind of intriguing to look at? You just can't not look at it because it's so disturbingly…

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  Red One 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024 1

  This film is actually about an old woman trying to imprison every jay walker ever lmao

  
  Some notes
  - Pretty poor acting lol 
  - Horrible horrible green screens on the beach 
  - “I think your confusing me with someone who cares” is such an annoying line 
  - Why tf they got slap competition in this 
  - I do actually like the seeing the child bit 

  Its not that awful tbf