Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This was gnarly and I looked away many, many times. But Jack Quaid is very cute and has got… it pains me to use this term… the rizz?

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  “Special thanks to Victoria’s Secret PINK,” yeah no shit

Popular reviews

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  Maybe I Do 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2023 1

  Feels like a high school play; no one talks like this in real life. What about Diane Keaton’s ring? Why was there no food prepared for a dinner party? Everything everyone said made no damn sense. Why was this cast so stacked?

  TL;DR - Sucks ass.

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  Enough 2002

  ★★ Rewatched 29 Jun 2021

  Gracie is the most annoying child in the history of cinema