Favorite films

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Jan 2025 1

  Absolutely fuming is an understatement. I’ve never wanted to walk out of a cinema more, this was the 2nd worst movie I have ever seen (shoutout infinity pool) in my LIFE. The most shocking dialogue, jokes, plot, voices, with an “Easter egg” to the original lion king every fucking 20 seconds to remind you what you could be watching. Underwhelming songs, surprisingly unrealistic animation. I mean how can a sinkhole appear and magically form pride rock it makes no fucking…

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  About Time 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Aug 2024

  All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride.
  I mean, positivity, enthusiasm and open-mindedness in a nutshell. The most emotional, heartwarming movie ever, seriously pushing for my top 4 movies EVER. How many times did I feel like like crying?? How many times did I actually cry?? Special mention to the “choosing the dress scene” which is a genuine all time favourite. Could watch this over and over again, absolutely love it, one of my all time favourites.

Recent reviews

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Who doesn’t like a near-death disaster film based off a true story.

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  Mission: Impossible III 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Incredibly 2000s coded. The editing was starting to make me feel dizzy it was that fast. Phillip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) carried a lot.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  Cate Blanchett does her best but this is truly terrible. Trying to emulate the “rag-tag” group of misfits like Guardians of the Galaxy and even Dungeons of Dragons: Honour Amongst Thieves whilst having that stale feel after other underwhelming video game adaptations: Uncharted, Jumanji: The Next Level etc. But this takes top prize for unoriginaity, the most uninteresting villain, rubbish plot, and a general lack of anything half decent.

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  Xanadu 1980

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  Potentially the most random movie I've ever seen, the film that retired Gene Kelly.
  Ridiculously whimsical plot, questionable acting, powerpoint-esque transitions, and an Electric Light Orchestra soundtrack? Pure. Fantasy. Fun.
  I want to party at Xanadu, and I would LOVE the red jacket at the end.