Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Usual Suspects 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  Okay I caught so much more this time, subtitles are very helpful. This movie is fucking incredible

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  A Time to Kill 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Fuckers deserved it

Popular reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  What. The. Fuck.

  Would be a 10 but I also fucking hated it

  But it was so good 

  But I feel uncomfortable in my own home 

  What if my girlfriend Gone Girl’s me 

  What if I’m the unlikeable dumb idiot Ben Affleck

  What if she shoves a wine bottle up her hoohah 

  What the fuck

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  Madagascar 2005

  ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Dec 2024

  I wanna go to Marty’s bar so bad

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