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The Call of Cthulhu 2005
This movie is likely the best adaption to any story based on Lovecraft’s stories until further notice.
Or until Guillermo Del Toro can finally adapt Mountains of Madness.
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Underwater 2020
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
At the Mountains of Madness featuring the lovely folks over in Innsmouth and special surprise guest, The Great Sleeper, Cthulhu!
Inside the water.
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Monster's Ball 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
*racist (afflicted with racism) has sex with an intoxicated black woman… one time*
And I’m cured! I have seen the error of my ways. I am now a better man than I was before. Behold! For I have my even more racist father put into a home for the elderly. (Almost cock blocked me with that “bust a couple cocos” comment) Surely, I have been absolved by this one single act. Wait, I had a son? I walked her husband to his execution? SHE PAWNED HER FUCKING RING TO GET ME THIS COWBOY HAT!? - the racistTranslated from by
