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Parthenope 2024
cringe, pointless, superficial, arrogant. i guarantee you if you replaced the main character (who is so bland and unremarkable i couldn't even remember her name despite it being the movie title) with an average-looking woman this movie wouldn't even have come out.
i walked out halfway through btw. give me back my six euros.
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The Count of Monte Cristo 2024
my fanfictions are better written than this movie and they're mostly gay porn :/
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The Passenger 2023
benson really said i want to psychologically torture and daddy-dom this twink until his issues get fixed and he stops being a wet pathetic little meow meow. and it actually works!
it's Benson's violence and power-imbalance combined with the fondness and genuine care he feels for Randy that does it for me... ugh when he caresses his face and wipes away his tears... awoooga barkbark woofwoof.
i may be reading too much into it but Randy and Benson are Colonel-Ives-and-Captain-Boyd-coded…
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Saint-Narcisse 2020
me reading my mutuals' 2-star review: i am better than them and i think i will understand this movie on a fundamental level and it will mentally change me
me watching the movie: oh :/
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