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  Yoga Hosers 2016

  ★ Added

  this was utter shit. Natasha Lyonne was barely onscreen and she was the only reason i wanted to watch this. god she's hot. this film is absolutely wank.

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  But I'm a Cheerleader 1999

  ★★★★★ Added

  this only scores a 5 because she's so ridiculously cute. it's cringe at times, very silly, i laughed. god she's cute. holy shit.

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★★ Added

  least cryptic father-daughter conversation. "yeah this'll eviscerate the audience, release it." - Christopher Nolan. wouldn't it be fucked up if there were two astronauts on a foreign planet and one of them tried to kill the other? would that be fucked up or what? yeah this shit destroyed me. i heart Mann as a character and i am glad no AI cutie patooties were actually done dirty in this film. i'm a genius for guessing what the bits at the beginning meant, but i never realised it would be such a circular, beautiful film.

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★★ Added

  as a woman who's engaged in consensual cannibalism before, this is the best roadtrip film ever. multiple shots had my jaw wide (pun intended) with how incredible they were. i was biting my fingers (pun intended) at the Primus man/elon musk and quentin tarantino/mad eye moody campfire scene. it's a beautiful film that really leaves an odd taste in your mouth (pun intended). holy pedocope, i want that twinkathy shamalam boy dead but wow did he destroy this. he isn't…

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