Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Riff Raff 2024

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Gotta see a matinee of the most random movie imaginable at E street while I still can 💔

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Use of frunk to hold shield suggests Cap’s truck is electric - will he return to diesel in the next movie? Red Hulk is my valentine ❤️‍🔥

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Guy in the bathroom after Barbie: “All that horse stuff really made me want to play Red Dead Redemption 2”

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  Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021

  Watched 07 Oct 2021 3

  This movie is deliciously, borderline unwatchably bad, and every other part of my theatre experience was appropriately batshit. Nicole Kidman of all people opened this screening in an AMC theatre with a bizarre and highly disturbing ad for how awesome and great it is to watch a movie in an AMC theatre, and from there, chaos reigned. Over the next 97 minutes, I especially enjoyed Woody Harrelson’s exquisite wigs, and the guy from Veep running around in his little LL Bean getup,…