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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★½

  • Closer

  • The Godfather

    ★★★★★

  • The Notebook

    ★★★

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★½

    cheesy but cute af

  • Closer

    Closer

    full disclosure i only made it through about 45 min of this but what i did see was some of the worst shit i’ve seen in recent memory. the dialogue feels wattpad-esque and that’s probably doing a disservice to the average fanfic writer. i’m convinced whoever wrote this has never been around two human beings talking before, bc there’s no other way for me to grasp how someone could write such inhuman, unnatural sounding slop. also it’s the worst individual performances i’ve seen from any of these actors/actresses. on the bright side every natalie portman outfit is a slay

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  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★

    what’s worse ur wife banging a cooler german man or The Creature

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    nobody in that damn village understands what being a Real Eater means

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