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  Hot Frosty 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  Pop-it ass nipples

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  Frankenstein 1931

  Watched 19 Oct 2024

  Literally such an awful evil movie. They basterdized the book; I can't even be funny about this. The impact this movie had on adaptations of Frankenstein was immense and basically only negative. Also every adaptation now is of this movie and not of the far superior book. Why is the creature non-verbal and childish? Why is victor a grown ass man? Why is he named Henry and not victor? Where is Henry? Who tf is fritz? Why is he Frankensteins…

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  Cars 3 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2024

  Nature rights itself in this series once again. Devastating that the dilf is dead.

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  Wonka 2023

  ★ Watched 30 May 2024

  Hugh Grant was my shining star, my absolute rock in the ocean of darkness that was Wonka. In the midst the many lyrical flops riddling this technicolor train wreck I compiled a list of Willy's crimes and it is as follows:
  Domestic terrorism
  Animal cruelty
  Giraffe pervert
  Illiterate
  Abilism
  Thievery
  Kidnapping a Giraffe (for perversion???)
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  Being a public nuisance
  Twink
  Breaking and entering
  Child endangerment
  Drugging people
  Resisting arrest
  Breaking parole
  Theatre kid
  Aiding and abetting
  Fraud

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