Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Challengers but it takes place in space. This is definitely going to be referenced on an AP exam in 2055.

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  Point Break 1991

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I’m literally so confused…this has to be a product of smoking dope

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Give Lilly Rose Depp the Oscar cause NO MAN could ever make me act that way.

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025 1

  Bridget’s fuck ass hair, fuck ass plot, fuck ass movie. Fuck off and stop it. You will never recreate the magic of the first one. 

  Also…hi Leo 🥰🫶