Amateur film critic with a special interest in Sci-Fi and Horror. Hoping to spread the love of film with down-to-earth casual reviews.
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Incident at Montauk 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"I'm a found footage director" That's a pretty pretentious way to say you're unemployed.
Oh, Incident at Montauk? This shambling, fucking brain dead attempt at a found footage movie that somehow manages to insult the intelligence of even the most forgiving genre fans? Yeah sure, let's rip into it.
This film is the cinematic equivalent of shoving a corn cob in your ass and calling it art. It stumbles out of the gate with a plot so derivative, it might…
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Godzilla vs. Biollante 1989
And you call yourself a scientist...
Kazuki Omori comes in swinging with Godzilla vs. Biollante. When you're given the opportunity to direct a Godzilla film, it's an opportunity to send a message, and Kazuki absolutely seizes this opportunity by the fucking nuts. "Is man truly meant to play God?" That's the question that's asked here and it's answered with a radically-brutish No. Now in the modern age, we all already know that answer, but it was a different time back…
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No One Will Save You 2023
I'm Sorry...
Holy Shit
What a phenomenal movie. I had my reserves going into this. Reviews told me that there was no dialogue in this movie which is mostly correct. I figured this would be some sort of elitist avant-garde cinema piece, but hell was I wrong. This movie is art though.This is a film that keeps you asking questions, which in my book is a huge win. Maybe not in every case, but having your viewer ponder questions…
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Annihilation 2018
I'm sure the only me is me, but are you sure the only you is you?
Now here's a movie that is as cool as it is colorful. Annihilation is blessed with a vivid landscape of combating colors and eccentric concepts. It's certainly a bit of a slow burn but once you get into the meat of this story, you'll be absolutely enthralled by the dynamic of what they call the shimmer. I couldn't help but think of Roadside Picnic/S.T.A.L.K.E.R…
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