Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  love love loved the nod to the stepford wives in the opening sequence. set iris on stepford for real. xx

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  Psst, I see dead papal,
  (Cardinal Lawrence on the beat, ho)

  Ayy Cardinal Lawrence on the beat ho,
  Holler to all my brothers, this a priest show,
  Pope down, call a conclave, tell 'em "Let's vote"
  No consensus at all, public looking up at black smoke,
  What’s up with these jabroni-ass cardinals tryna be Pope?
  The Vatican can hate me, I'm the Dean but I don't wanna be,
  How many cardinals we got? Man, their ideals' contradictory,
  I'm passing on…

Popular reviews

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  Freaky 2020

  ★ Watched 05 Dec 2020 3

  pee

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  Inkheart 2008

  ★ Watched 31 Jan 2021

  Big Brendy Boi and the most bewildering cast ever teach us the power of ✨READING✨ feat. your favourite public domain characters and a tarty frock xx