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  The Rules of Attraction 2002

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  “So what classes are you taking Dick?”
  “Gangbang 101, Freebase tutorial, and Oral Sex workshop.”
  —what it feels like to tell someone my faculty of arts courses

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  Glamarus 2014

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Okay but can you top the religious symbolism of a film only screened once in the back of a bar that has a scene of two alt lesbian Eves fucking up some ribs? Didn’t think so

Popular reviews

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  Targets 1968

  ★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  The only thing this did for me was make me wish I could go to a drive-in movie

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  The Poseidon Adventure 1972

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Those New Year’s hats were preposterous

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