Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  District 9 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Jun 2023

  A powerful movie that I never ever ever ever ever want to see again

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  No one in this movie is having a good time

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★½ Watched 07 Apr 2023

  One of the quirks of the ***perfectly legal*** way in which my friends and I watched this movie was that advertisements for an online gambling website were constantly displayed on the screen, and periodically, the movie paused to show us commercials for said online gambling website. This actively improved the viewing experience. Thanks slotslights . com!

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2023

  Holy fucking shit. Started crying halfway through and didn't stop

  Editing my review to add that after we streamed this movie, my family and I sat there and watched the credits. We knew that there wasn't a post credit scene but we just sat there anyway. Goddamn

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