Guillermo Carreon

Guillermo Carreon

I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.
-Jango Fett, pre-decapitation

Favorite films

  • Ran
  • Before Sunset
  • The Graduate
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Challengers

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★½

  • Glass Onion

    ★★★

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    Those boys know how to grin

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Gucci Mane once said,

    If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce.

    & Mickey 17 proves how right he was

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  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★

    David Yates and his directing have been a disaster for the Harry Potter (and Wizarding World) franchise.

    My mind is still Megalopolis-pilled (Megalon-pilled?) and all I could think about was how often these two movies used voice over on top of scenes of newspapers clippings to tell the audience what's happening and move along the story.

  • Long Day's Journey into Night

    Long Day's Journey into Night

    ★★★★

    We'll be open in three hours. Go see a movie, relax a bit.

    See for yourself when you come back.

    I've spent years with this film on my watchlist. I felt connected to it as something valuable to get ready for and I'm glad I gave it that space. After this scene began its final sequence.

    Who are you?

    I'm lost.

    Where'd you come from?

    I fell asleep in a movie theater.

    When I woke up, everyone had left the theater.

    It was pitch dark in there, like a maze.

    Very happy to have gotten lost in this maze.

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