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Recent reviews

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  Magic Mike 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  So. Much. Man Ass. 

  Matthew McConaughey was on the verge of kissing every other man in this movie

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Feb 2025

  The toxic homoerotic friendship to end all toxic homoerotic friendships

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Dec 2024

  “Maybe I should buy a gun.”

  “I literally jack off after every single therapy session.”

  “I really like when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It’s one of my love languages. The other one is gifts.” 

  “I thought this club was about sisterhood but really it was all about your own selfish interests. This is the second wave all over again.”

  “In ‘87 they burned him at the stake with his dog.”

  This movie is my everything

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 19 May 2024

  This wasn’t even fun bad, just bad bad

  Her real superpower is stealing vehicles with zero consequences

  Cannot believe she was blinded by a fucking random firework while she was drowning just tacked on there at the end what that fuck 

  Somehow this 2 hour movie is 100 years long

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