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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  blue filter hoahoahoahoaaaa season has begun and it’s all year round babey

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  You're Cordially Invited 2025

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  kinda proves the theory that every heterosexual relationship is the most beautiful woman you know and just some guy

Popular reviews

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Apr 2024

  I went into that movie not a fan of the action genre and left the cinema pregnant

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  Barbie as Rapunzel 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025 1

  “that’s some toight wicker” - jesse, about the fact that the berry paint isn’t leaking out of the wicker basket

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