It never truly is ever over, is it? Farhadi never disappoints. Also why do I keep watching films on divorce.

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I…
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The intimacy, her dialogues, everything seemed so off and fake. Found out why as the film progressed lol. I do think the treatment, the direction could have been different. Or maybe it was all intentional.
Also love this genre of murderous-psychopath-punishes-husband-by-framing-him-for-her-murder, can we please have more of it?
"That's why I'm not talkin' right now about some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago... and how I always regretted not goin' over and talkin' to her. I don't regret the 18 years I was married to Nancy. I don't regret the six years I had to give up counseling when she got sick, and I don't regret the last years when she got really sick. And I sure as hell don't regret missin' a damn game."
Oh, and the "I had to go see about a girl."
(shoot me please)
Sign me up for Claymoore Psychiatric Hospital, the girls there seem so nice.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID FILM. WHY WAS THIS PITCHED TO ME AS SOME MARVEL OF BOLLYWOOD CINEMATOGRAPHY. THE WOMAN CAN'T ACT. SHE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK, THE DUBBING IS HORRIBLE. THE DIALOGUES ARE SHIT. THE CHARACTERS ARE UNLIKEABLE. THE STORY IS CHOCK FULL OF PLOT HOLES. BAD, BAD, BAD EXECUTION.
"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawn mower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air, because he knows he got me. Just once, I want my life to be like an 80s movie. Preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no. No. John Hughes did not direct my life."
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"Mierzwiak! Please let me keep this memory, just this one."
Why was this film pitched to me as a sad one? I have been misled. Though I do wish I'd watched it a lot, lot sooner. Would've understood what the reference slipped in a sad conversation one night meant.
This entire film is essentially your occasional reminder that even people like Joel and Clementine can fall in love, have a tumultuous run, get their memories erased because it's that deep,…