Guaranteed the eventual death of Ethan Hunt will be the legitimate death of Tom Cruise. They are interlinked at this point… they are one.
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Night Swim 2024
As if the writers used ChatGPT as a “tool” to extend the screenplay for a boring, tropey horror short film.
A few nice cinematic shots peppered in amongst a mess of samey, well trodden ground horror cliches.
Was the cat’s life not sufficient enough of a sacrifice for the pool? This damn swimming pool keeps moving the goalposts when it comes to the rules of bullshit wishing well magic. Cider was the truly the victim of this tragedy.Unrelated…
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This shit rocked! It was wet, miserable and horny.
Bill Skarsgård nails being another gangly freak! A beautiful tale of one vampire so down bad for a girl from another country that he’ll do anything to suck her. No matter how many men or women he has to haunt, force to eat pigeon heads or hit with his legendary finishing move; The Nosferhawktuah!
I particularly enjoyed that to defeat Nosferatu you must first destroy his Minecraft spawn point bed, allow…
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