Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I love how the replacement Megan Fox literally had no point or personality or development and if you take her out the movie literally doesn’t change, but no one wants to stare at Sam’s ass 🤷‍♀️

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The horrors may persist, but as long as you have your funky little found family and offer a little kindness we will get through the flood :,) idk if this hit me as hard as The Wild Robot but this little indie flick definitely deserved its Oscar.

Popular reviews

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  Our Italian Christmas Memories 2022

  ½ Watched 14 Nov 2022

  As an Italian this is cultural appropriation.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  So you’re telling me they obnoxiously mention the whole music thing, play both The Air That I Breathe AND Creep, but don’t finish it out with the Lana Del Rey needle drop? Loses a half star for that alone.