Tldr: Ate! Its all glitz and glam in hollywood 🤩✨⭐️
I think its 3 hours for the sake of being 3 hours, and some things obviously couldve been cut. But i think when you adapt a musical into a movie for children, the filler mightve been needed to make it digestible for a younger audience.
Im not a purist, and i dont whole heartedly think that musical movies should only be broadway actors. Sometimes thats appropriate. But here the pop star…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The relationship between art and patrick begins with such a natural innocence and authentic sweetness.
Describing tennis as “a relationship, like falling in love for 15 seconds” is just so outlandish that it cheapens the plot of the movie. I dont think it needed to be spoonfed to the spectator like that. But this is like a horny zillennial movie.
Overall, a fun fantasy with no real wrap up at the end. But frankly, I don’t think it needed serious, black-and-white conclusion.
Tldr: to have a Napolean movie without a Hans Zimmer soundtrack is indicative of a TRASH movie which is only worth rewatching after several edibles and the desire to watch a horrendous movie. Which i will be doing. I can see why france is trying to like…ban this movie.
There are some very low-lows and some very mid-mids, and thats it.
Costuming and campiness (SOMETIMES)👍👍♥️♥️🤩🤩🤤🤤🤤
Literally, not even exaggerating, everything else 👎👎👎🤮🤮🤮☺️🔫
I will say, joaquin does not look like…
