goldenface47

goldenface47

Just give me horror movies cuz there is no love under fluorescent lights.

Favorite films

  • The Fountain
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Vanilla Sky
  • Lake Mungo

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  • Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor

    ★★★

  • Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★

  • Salem's Lot

    ★★

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  • Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor

    Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor

    ★★★

    Perfectly fine with some good scares but unfortunately it committed the cardinal sin of found footage. 
    Do. Not. Have. A. Soundtrack. 
    Who added in the spooky music to this found footage? Was it the ghosts? 
    DO NOT DO THIS

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★

    Went in blind having not seen anything about it. At first thought it was a Candle Cove kind of thing they were doing, then picked up early on it was about transgender metaphors and parallels. Once I figured that out it made me want to go back and watch it again to really see it from that angle. I will say, knowing that makes the ending scene one of the most heart wrenching and just sad endings I’ve seen in…

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  • The Man Who Knew Too Little

    The Man Who Knew Too Little

    ★★★★★

    Man I loved this movie as a kid. I’m trying to be objective and find things I don’t think work but I can’t think of anything. I love it all. It’s hilarious and it’s Bill Murray at the top of his craft. So friggin funny

  • Honeydew

    Honeydew

    If I could give this zero stars I would. Fuck this movie. A director gets a good cinematographer and thinks his lingering monotonous shots are artsy but he has his own head up his ass thinking he’s putting his own spin on the folk horror genre when he’s just jerking his own ego. Plodding, slow and completely devoid of scares or anything coming close to suspense. Wish I had an actual honeydew to throw at the creator of this movie.

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