Golden Tortoise

Golden Tortoise

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Thing
  • Alien: Romulus

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  • The Gorge

    ★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★★

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

    ★★★

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★★

    Lots of action, and love! The gorge was deep yet bountiful. 

    Overall, would watch again as a background movie.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★★

    Back in action off a hiatus of streaming movies on a jailbroken firestick

    This movie was straight gas the entire time. One of the top alien films cuz of the practical effects and amount of action. Also had the biggest character glow up of all time (Minor spoiler: An autistic teen upgrades to lethal protector)

    Overall, seeing this in Imax…glad I brought extra napkins.

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  • Werewolves Within

    Werewolves Within

    ★★★½

    A campy, goofy horror-comedy with an enjoyable protagonist. Solid scenes with a few surprisingly creative camera shots, good writing, and Milana Vayntrub (aka AT&T lady, aka holy moly I would).

    Overall, not sure of the rewatch value because it was a little underwhelming, but worth the watch for a relaxing silly movie.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    I finally stepped back and watched a Scream movie for the meta-horror that it is, and I had a much better time. The previous film I went in expecting a realistic killing experience (don’t ask me why) and was disappointed…not the case this time. Loved the opening sequence, loved Jenna Ortega and Melissa Barrera (🤤), and had a fun time watching this. 

    The ending sequence was absolutely bonkers and I lost a few brain cells at a handful of moments,…

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