Goldn

Goldn

Film snob with an interest in tokusatsu and horror.

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Thing
  • Porkin' Across America

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  • The Night of Bloody Horror

    ★★

  • Scared to Death

    ★½

  • The Valley of Gwangi

    ★★★

  • Arisa☆Good Luck

    ★★½

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  • The Night of Bloody Horror

    The Night of Bloody Horror

    ★★

    On a good day I would say this movie sets a creepy atmosphere with its long stretches of silence, slow camera movements and wild visuals - on a bad day I would say it’s sleep-inducing. It will intrigue some but bore most. Boomer Skinamarink.

  • Scared to Death

    Scared to Death

    ★½

    Slightly charming, mostly boring, ostensibly a comedy but the only funny parts were when it cut back to the corpse and she said one line before cutting back to the movie. They had to have been aliens to edit it like this and not think it was funny.

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

    Godzilla is fucking scary again.

  • Godzilla Fest 4: Operation Jet Jaguar

    Godzilla Fest 4: Operation Jet Jaguar

    ★★★★★

    Godzilla's greatest enemy isn't King Ghidorah, Destoroyah, Spacegodzilla, etc, etc. It's Toho and their stingy method of releasing these live action short films.