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Dance, Goddamnit Dance!
Can't you hear the music?!

Favorite films

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating
  • The Misfits
  • Nora Helmer
  • Of Human Bondage

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  • Giant

  • Safe in Hell

  • Love & Human Remains

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

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  • Psych-Out

    Psych-Out

    The last time I saw this was at The New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles and I had taken copious amounts of LSD about an hour before the show time, along with a handful of other drugs. While the movie was playing I heard a familiar voice laughing and whispering next to me, I had just assumed it was a hallucination after not being able to pinpoint who it was. When it ended and the lights came on I got…

  • Bigger Than Life

    Bigger Than Life

    I sit here writing this in a baby blue colored motel in Brookings, Oregon. The last town on the coast before California. I hit the road on Sunday to make my way to Los Angeles to see my "out-of-state lover", as she calls herself, to direct a music video, to take some pictures and make some videos, to see some friends, and to see as many movies in the beautiful theaters down there as I can. This whole trip manifested…

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  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    Spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to rewind the broken VHS player, while everyone around me consumed enough ketamine to sedate half of Portland. Amongst the sea of madness me and one of my friends came up with a plan to start a music festival that is destined to fail with the sole intention of making a documentary about the process. After finally figuring out the exact process of making the broken player work another friend announced to…

  • Fallen Blossoms

    Fallen Blossoms

    I may be making a bad mistake, but when I die, I want to look back and remember that I did lots of things.

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  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    This has become so closely tied to its controversy that many people overlook the fact it’s actually one of the greatest films.

  • Fantasy A Gets a Mattress

    Fantasy A Gets a Mattress

    The greatest Seattle film since Streetwise.