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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
1. WHAT WAS THE REASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!?!!!1!1!1!!
2. Indiominus Rex “scariest biggest thing we have ever created can take all will destroy our planet stomp stomp stomp”
3. *indiominus Rex gently opening up bedroom window, tip toes into bedroom, shhhhh gently gently indio Rex hand carefully caresses Maisie in bed
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Jurassic Park III 2001
Certasourous gave me full body chills and levitated me off the couch. And you’re trying to tell me this movie was made in 2001?!?!?!!!!!!
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997
Vince Vaughn and Jeff goldblum. Need I say less?!?!
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