Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Split 2016

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Nice of him to film those video essays so we knew who was who

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  Unbreakable 2000

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  The movie is Unbreakable, but the post-twist epilogue text is Unforgivable

Popular reviews

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  Men 2022

  ★½ Watched 22 May 2022

  Women! They have sadness. They review “the figures”. They eat, the apple? 

  So many images that gesture towards meaning without adding up to anything. Deeply cynical and boring. The final sequence was neat but not nearly enough to salvage this half-assed book report of a movie.

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  2000 Mules 2022

  Watched 15 May 2022

  *DJ Khalid voice* ANOTHER ONE

  
  The fucking legend is back! Featuring Dennis Prager! Charlie Kirk! The “Dragon of Budapest” himself: GORKAAAA! 

  
  THRILL as a group of amateur sleuths pore over HOURS of grainy footage of people dropping off ballots for people in states where it’s completely legal to do so!

  
  GASP as these instances are extrapolated into BIG NUMBERS that flash across the screen with ominous music!

  
  CONFRONT YOUR BEWILDERMENT at the idea that the democrats had the will and organization needed to steal an election and then subsequently used that power to do… *gestures broadly at a whole lot of nothing*

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