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  The Beyond 1981

  Rewatched 23 Oct 2024 2

  "I am not a number! I am a free man!"

  If someone made a social media app where people rated paintings out of 10, I would think it was for fucking philistine douchebags, but I do it for movies and I don't even bat an eye. Why have I allowed myself to have so much disrespect for the medium I love above all others? How do I think this is an appropriate way to engage with the art form I…

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  Resident Evil: Apocalypse 2004

  Watched 30 Apr 2024

  "...some kind of sick game."

  If I never hear the phrase 'some kind of sick game' in a movie again, it'll be too soon. Have you ever been involved in some kind of a sick game in real life? Has anyone? What the fuck does that shit even mean? Oh, man, does this guy actually want me to save his daughter from zombies, or is it just some kind of a sick game? What kind of a fucking game is that, sick or otherwise?

  Why would they keep making these Resident Evil movies? Was it some kind of a sick game?

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  "Visit us if you can download sütterlin texts."

  The Forever Young Films intro is one of the most incredible things ever produced... unquestionably the best DVD feature of all time...

  "They call Los Angles the City of Angels... but I didn't find it to be that." This is my first time watching this since the move.

  "Sometimes, there's a man..." This is the greatest screenplay of all fucking time no contest.

  "I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand"…

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  The Electric State 2025

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  "Dude... we don't all know each other."

  Easily my second favorite Anthony Mackie/ Giancarlo Esposito joint of the year.

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  The Reluctant Dragon 1941

  Watched 10 Apr 2021

  That was one fruity ass dragon.

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  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989

  Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  "You lost today, kid... but that doesn't mean you gotta like it. "

  RIP River Phoenix, you would have loved Alden Erenrich.

  A literal boatload of people die in Indy's quest for this random cross necklace.

  Is Indiana Jones the single richest most interesting character in the history of English literature? It's literally possible.

  I love Henry Sr... he's so alike Indy but also completely different in a way that perfectly informs who Indy is...

  I love that Marcus goes…