gooseprince

gooseprince

Favorite films

  • Parasite
  • The Thing
  • The Truman Show
  • There Will Be Blood

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  • CarousHELL

    ★★★★

  • The Beyond

    ★★★

  • Bubba Ho-tep

    ★★★½

  • Neon Maniacs

    ★★½

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  • CarousHELL

    CarousHELL

    ★★★★

    “Treat my tits like salt licks.” Some of the most incredible garbage I’ve ever seen.

  • The Beyond

    The Beyond

    ★★★

    When hell lightning knocks you off of the ladder in the courthouse records room and the library tarantulas eat your face:

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  • Warlords of the 21st Century

    Warlords of the 21st Century

    ★★½

    I genuinely loved the Truck. There wasn’t enough Truck.

  • Bubba Ho-tep

    Bubba Ho-tep

    ★★★½

    If I made a movie about Elvis and JFK fighting an ass-eating mummy in a nursing home, I would have done it just like this. No notes.

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