Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Con Air 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  nic cage kinda gives nooch and in many ways i hate it and in other ways i live. love ving rhames and every acting choice he made. hate the “cy-onara” line. love a hydraulic press death. hate danny trejo’s character, who, as another reviewer so accurately put, is essentially “Mr. Rape”. for every gem in this movie there is a flaw and vice versa. macho but in a camp way and very enjoyable. also wow i did not know that’s what john malkovich looked like

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  treaded no new dramatic ground and wasn’t funny enough to compensate. the trump impression… don’t we get bombarded w that shit enough? i get it in ”movies” like Don’t Look Up but dude you’re on a fucking ice planet!!! there’s cool ass roly polies and a 3d printer!!!! why don’t you have an equally compelling villain instead of a flaccid SNL pastiche?? that one scene with the two pattinsons was the only thing i will remember. his jawline deserves its own billing.

Popular reviews

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2024 2

  soulless. kill bill meets train to busan meets john wick but make all those movies 10x worse. brad pitt is the expired milk of hollywood. all the budget went to the cast and the train cgi and enough alcohol to induce vomiting which congealed and became the dialogue. michael shannon’s russian accent owes me reparations. the needle drops were god awful (stayin alive…. revolutionary….), almost as painful as sandra bullock’s smokey eye. she’s a mercenary handler hauling ass from god…

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  Deliverance 1972

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2024 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.