Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  minus half a star for not referencing my bloody valentine even once

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  My Bloody Valentine 1981

  ★★½ Rewatched 04 Feb 2025

  the cut version of this movie is so dogwater

Popular reviews

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  Ice Road Terror 2011

  ★ Watched 08 Dec 2023

  the dvd for this movie costs nearly $100 and it isnt available anywhere online, except for a single horribly cropped 140p youtube video, dubbed over in polish, that cuts off before the movie even ends. Fantastic. Consider getting the family together for this one next weekend. call your friends over too. someone should call joe biden

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  The Babadook 2014

  ½ Added 1

  94 minutes of a mother neglecting and abusing her autistic son. nice! fuck this whole movie