Goretta

Goretta

No thoughts just films 

Favorite films

  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Children of Men
  • Billy Elliot
  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

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  • Best in Show

    ★★★½

  • Stalker

    ★★★★½

  • Piercing

    ★★½

  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    ★★★★

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  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ★★★★½

    Like a more depressing The Wizard of Oz

  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★½

    Yvette really breasted boobily down those stairs

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Austenland

    Austenland

    ★★★★½

    This film was so much weirder than I expected it to be and I mean that in the best way. The humour was offbeat and the plot twist genuinely got me. I almost never say this but I actually think this film should have been longer just so the relationships between the characters could have been given even more depth- I would have loved to see more of those poolside scenes. 

    Also the casting of this film is so perfect at understanding what women want (I too would have been lulled by a quirky little kiwi stable hand).