Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Perfect Couple 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  director: nicole, will your character have an australian, american or british accent? 

  nicole kidman: yes

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  Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  JERRY ! JERRY ! JERRY !!!!!

  i really wish this was longer because the jerry springer show is a sociologist’s wet dream

Recent reviews

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  Creation 2009

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  technically a rewatch but i fell asleep the first time.

  now that i’ve sat through it…….it’s safe to say that i will not be subjecting myself to this again

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  Inside Man 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  spike lee using that chaiyya chaiyya bollywood song in the opening/closing credits will never not send me

Popular reviews

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  Bitconned 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2024

  not them googling “old white guy” & making him the ceo 💀

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  The Seed of the Sacred Fig 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  the seed of the sacred fig is not just a film — it’s a harrowing, unflinching testament to the brutal reality of life under an oppressive regime. mohammad rasoulof’s courage in making this, knowing the consequences, is beyond words. he does not merely tell a story — he bears witness. for this, he was exiled, sentenced to eight years in prison & lashings, forced to flee iran on foot. the price of truth in a country where speaking it is a…