Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  one of the worst movies ive ever seen

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  The Color of Pomegranates 1969

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  one of the coolest things ive ever seen

Popular reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  ★ Watched 07 Aug 2022

  This movie really didn't need to have a race of subterranean predatory goblins and it would have been more interesting if it didn't. Caves alone are enough of a horror.

  Also, there was one point in the movie where the expedition leader casually mentions that they're two miles underground as if this is a normal cave depth. The deepest known cave on earth reaches 1.4 miles at its deepest point. It took decades of different exploration teams mapping out the…

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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ½ Rewatched 05 Jul 2023

  I'm bored at my mother's house waiting for her to wake up this morning so I'll go ahead and give this a real review.

  If ever somebody asks me for an example of what "bourgeois art" looks like in the 2020s I reckon this would be the most reliable thing to point to. Anyone who asks what's so bad about it is probably economically comfortable enough that they don't need (or want) a conversation about the difference between this and…

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